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TeenWolf BigBang Fic: Inside Out, Stiles Stilinski/Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Title: Inside Out
Author: eeyore9990
Artist: qafmaniac
Beta(s): leela_cat
Word Count: ~10,000
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Characters/Pairings: Stiles Stilinski/Sheriff (John) Stilinski
Content/Warnings/Enticements: Parent/Child Incest, underage masturbation, exhibitionism, implied voyeurism
Summary: At first, Stiles just does it to watch his dad get flustered and trip over his own words, because it's kinda funny. His dad's always been pretty laid back and self-assured. To see him flipped inside out when Stiles says or does things that are possibly, maybe, a tiny bit innuendo-laden, well. He gets a kick out of it.

But it also brings life back into his dad's eyes. A spark that Stiles thought was buried with his mom is suddenly glinting in his dad's eyes again and that? Hell. That's kinda awesome.

A/N: Deepest thanks to everyone who encouraged me through the writing of this fic. leela_cat, you have the patience of a saint and one day you'll get a crown for everything you've put up with from me. qafmaniac, your graphics are divine, and there's no way my fic lives up to them, but I'm not releasing my death-grip on them, so. You'll have to fight me and win to get them back. I am not above sitting on people to win. badwolfbadwolff, the inspiration behind this fic. And also, hai, happy v. v. v. late birthday.

Written for the twbigbang.

Inside Out on AO3

Holy Shit

February 22nd, 2014 (04:52 pm)

So. I was looking at my LJ/IJ to figure out just how bad my "I write fanfic" problem is.

My Big Ol' List of Fic (which was last updated in June of 2011--and is so very incomplete) shows that I wrote 270 HP-centric fics (101 unique pairings/threesomes/moresomes, 4 single-character masturbation fics, 12 multi-pairings, 5 unknown pairings, and 8 gen fics where there was no pairing), 4 "I'm gonna destroy your childhood" non-hp fics, 9 one-off fandoms, 8 Star Trek:AOS, 23 co-written fics in various fandoms (mostly HP).

And then, since I started putting everything I wrote on AO3, I've written 21 Teen Wolf fics, 8 Avengers fics, and one Big Bang Theory fic.

That's a total of 321 fics I wrote at least 1000 words of. (I don't keep track of anything less than 1k, except for my "Ruin your Childhood" ficlets). Generally speaking, my fics are between 1000 and 5000 words long, with a few fics that ran all the way up into the 20K range.

So.

Those are my stats. In 9 years, that's what I've contributed to fandom, with the HP fics from 6/2011 to 12/2013 floating around unaccounted for.

OH!! And then there were the three or four pieces of "art" I drew for HP April Fools! I almost forgot about those puppies. :D

Edit: Also, I have a tumblr thing where I do all my various fangirling shit bc the app on my phone works way the hell better than the LJ app does. (It's Eeyore9990)

Fic: Not Your Average Pennywise, Tony/Steve, Gen

April 28th, 2012 (12:05 am)

Title: Not Your Average Pennywise
Characters: Tony/Steve, Surprise
Summary: Steve has a bit of a phobia. But it's just a little one.
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 1050
Fandom: Marvel Avengers Movieverse
A/N: Written for the avengerkink meme and tripperfunster, who just drew the most amazing art for the Loki/JARVIS fic I wrote the other day.

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Ficlet: Loki/JARVIS, Pg-13

April 26th, 2012 (06:28 am)

Wanted me some Loki/Disembodied sexy voice... So I wrote it. Cuz that's how I roll!

Title: Ride the Magic
Pairing: Loki/JARVIS
Rating: PG-13 (I think? I really have no idea how to rate this lol.)
Warnings: unbetad
Word Count: 789

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Fic, Captain America/Iron Man, NC-17

April 18th, 2012 (01:48 pm)

Title: Bloodtests, Spandex, and the Debauchery of Captain America
Artist: tripperfunster
Author: eeyore9990
Rating: NC-17 fic with worksafe art
Universe: Movieverse
Word Count: ~9850
Warnings: None.

Art Thumbnail:
Fic Summary: Director Nick Fury only wants Tony to look after Steve and run some tests on him. So of course Tony goes the extra mile. Because he's a patriot like that.
Link to Art: Le Art!

A/N: Very special thanks to leela_cat for her speedy beta. All remaining errors are mine. Also, there are references to non-Marvel movies in this fic, specifically Die Hard and Snakes on a Plane.

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Don't forget to leave some love for tripperfunster's amazing art!

Happy Halloween... or IS it?! :D

October 31st, 2011 (05:03 pm)

My front yard is a gruesome piggy slaughter:





Ginormous pics under the cut--but it"s worth clicking :DCollapse )

The skeleton in the background in the second picture? That's Little Red Riding Hood. :D

Edited to fix y'alls flists. Sorry 'bout that!

Fic... in my journal?!?! *faints*

October 1st, 2011 (02:54 pm)

Title: Glitter Is Just a Sparkly Sort of Silver
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Albus Severus Potter, ensemble
Author: eeyore9990
Beta Reader(s): leela_cat, r_grayjoy
Rating: G
(Highlight to View) Warning(s): slight crack, blatant Mary Sue.
Note: Epilogue-compliant with one exception. Remus Lupin lives!!
Summary: Al Potter wasn't above begging... But he had no idea what was in store when he told the Hat, "Just not Slytherin." (epistolary fic)

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Umbridge Theory

August 19th, 2011 (02:36 pm)
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I just realized I never posted this here, which is just absurd because you are the people that will have the most fun with this. It's not my theory, btw. This is all courtesy of Beelzebub's amazing, innocent brain. After watching HP:DH1 in anticipation of DH2's release, we were talking about why Umbridge was so mean and evil and I said, "Honey, sometimes people just ARE that way."

He looked at me in shock and said, "But I don't think she is. She's wearing the locket."

Me: But she's always been mean and evil.

Him: Well, but she's always had the locket.

Me: No...

And that's when my brain kicked into gear. The Weasley's, Harry, Hermione, and Sirius cleaned out the dining room of Grimmauld Place AT THE BEGINNING of OotP. Mundungus could have stolen the locket THAT DAY and gone to sell it (just as the Weasley twins stole the doxies). Umbridge could have been wearing it (and slowly falling deeper under its influence) since Harry's expulsion hearing.

It's also possible she wasn't, but doesn't that sort of blow your mind? It creates a huge possibility for a massive redemption arc for her character, should someone wish to write that. *hint, hint*

Also, if this has been mentioned before and it's seriously "old news" theory, yeah... Just ignore me. :P

Parent Teacher Conferences and Lucifer's Awareness of World Events

February 10th, 2011 (05:41 pm)
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Sooooo it's that time of year again. Parent Teacher Conferences. I dread these damn things because I always know something bad is going to come out.

Well, today wasn't as bad as I'd feared. Beelzebub is on track to make the A-B Honor Roll for the first time....ever? And considering how he was doing earlier this year, I couldn't be more pleased with that.

So I spent way longer than I should have talking to Beelzebub's teacher, forcing me to run to Lucifer's classroom to meet with HIS teacher (they plan these things well for parents with multiple children so that we're in back-to-back time slots). Anyway, after legging it across the building and down a flight of stairs, I got to Lucifer's classroom and sat down to talk to his teacher.

First of all, he's doing really well in all subjects, which pleases me greatly (this is the age where Beelzebub was having issues with ADHD, so we've been on the lookout for the same in Lucifer). But then the teacher pulled out his journal to show me Lucifer's handwriting, which IS a concern (the boy can't write to save his soul) and the following essay is what I was shown:

If I were president, I would...

Mak the wor shirtr and brng the dad Ds hom.

Mak mi wrk shirtr and go hom.


For those who wonder wtf that says, have a translation: "If I were president, I would... Make the war shorter and bring the daddies home. Make my work shorter and go home."

In a school comprised entirely of military kids, he's not only the only child to address the issue of the war (which has affected them ALL at some point or another), he's also the only child to address anything to do with the military at all. However, he's also, according to his teacher, the only child who knows who the president is. So... she doesn't think it's a reason to worry (I thought maybe he was focusing on the war in a negative way), just that it's a measure of how aware he is of the world around him

Anyway, all in all, it was a great set of conferences. The boys are tracking well for being on target or above target for their grade levels (a huge thing for Beelzebub), and they seem to have fixed any behavioral issues on their own between the last set of conferences and this one (Lucifer, oddly enough, was apparently interviewing minions at the beginning of the year... who knew?)

The first bit of spam from me today...

January 25th, 2011 (08:24 am)

...And you may want to skip right on over it since it's just a lot of pointless blathering about writing and my own thoughts on MY writing.

Because it really is all about me. :P

So I read this fic last night... I"m not great but I"m okay with thatCollapse )

I'm not sure what the point of all this was other than to get thoughts that have been crowding my head all night out of it so I can attack this Merlin fic I'm writing for [personal profile] accioslash without them getting in the way, but... well, there it is.

More posts to come.

(ps, I adjusted the settings in my LJ so that comments are allowed again. Which means if LJ pulls a stupid today? It's probably all my fault, heh.)

Well...shit. Okay, so how do I make it so people can comment again? Because I went through my account settings and opened it back up, but it's still showing my journal default is set to disabled (and I can't change it manually on this entry or the other ones!) Fixed?

This entry was originally posted at http://eeyore9990.dreamwidth.org/254139.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

Arizona Shootings and Real Life Stuff

January 12th, 2011 (01:10 pm)

This is the best reaction to the Arizona Shootings that I've yet seen. And, not surprisingly, it's from a comedian.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Arizona Shootings Reaction
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical Humor & Satire BlogThe Daily Show on Facebook





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Okay, this was sort of rambly and all, but now you're rather up-to-date with me. And since you are, I'm going to go back to writing while I can. Before I have to take another round of Vicodin...

This entry was originally posted at http://eeyore9990.dreamwidth.org/253441.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

Hi there, Random Stranger.... o_O

October 29th, 2010 (12:53 am)
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Soooooooooooooo. I am going to start this by totally blaming the whole thing on my husband. If he didn't love to "surprise" me so much, I would never have answered the door, and this whole evening would have just gone the way of other random weirdness that happens on a military post.

No, I don"t have a lighter, random stranger. Especially not for YOU at 11:30pm...Collapse )

The MP"s are so damn cute!!Collapse )


So anyway (and to sum up), there are now two completely squishable young MPs patrolling my neighborhood because some random stranger wanted a lighter at 11:(almost)30 pm. From me. o_O



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Fic: Romance in a Bottle (of Gun Oil), Die Hard 4, John/Matt

July 22nd, 2008 (04:32 pm)
nervous

current mood: nervous

Title: Romance in a Bottle (of Gun Oil)
Author: eeyore9990
Fandom: Live Free or Die Hard
Pairing/Characters: John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rating/Category: PG-13
Prompt: Learning to play again
Spoilers: Spoilers for the 2007 movie.
Summary: John refuses to leave Matt behind.
Word Count: ~6000
Notes/Warnings: References to other items in Justin Long's acting portfolio, specifically Galaxy Quest and the Mac/PC commercials. Thanks to kathrynthegr8 for putting up with me angsting over every piece of this as it was written and to r_grayjoy for the beta and cheerleading.

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I just squicked myself.

August 4th, 2006 (12:13 am)

K, guys, if it wasn't already a done deal, I'm definitely going straight to hell for this one.

I wrote Scooby Doo/Padfoot comment!crack!porn for jameschick. It is NC-17 and... umm... yeah. Click the cut only if you have an empty stomach, I think. ROFL!!!

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Happy Belated Birthday, enchanted_jae!!

June 25th, 2006 (09:32 pm)

Title: Eeyore's Going Straight to Hell, or The Fluffy Purple Donkey Gets Some!!
Author: eeyore9990
Rating: NC-17? R? Err, dunno which it should be.
Pairing: Firenze/Eeyore (the ultimate Children's Book Crossover Fic!)
Summary: Some funny business in the Hundred Acre Wood. Hehe, I said "Wood".
Warnings: Fluff. No, really, there's fluff in this. Also, plushie loving? And bush. Quivering bush, even.
Word count: 1640
Beta: alisanne
A/N: Happy Birthday, enchanted_jae!! I know it's a few days late, but... ahem. My artistic genius cannot be placed under restrictions. *snort* Yeah, that.



Dude. Hell, handbasket, me. Soooo there.Collapse )

FINALLY!!! Happy Birthday, VL! LOVE YOU!!!!!

June 24th, 2006 (12:51 pm)

Title: Happy Birthday
Author: eeyore9990
Pairing: Draco/Lucius
Rating: NC-17... is there one higher? Safe for Australian readers. (Draco's 18)
Warnings: Smutty incest, rimming, massive amounts of foreplay
Summary: It's Draco's 18th birthday, and Lucius has been waiting for this night for four years...
Word Count: 3222
beta: knightmare_shad
A/N: *warning for the sappy* VL, I can't tell you how much knowing you has enhanced my life. You've always been there with a word of encouragement, or humour, or a bitch slap when needed. You are an amazing author, able to tear me to pieces with the merest phrase, or make me sweat and squirm and laugh at myself even as my face goes all hot and blushy. I am honoured to have you for a friend. Happy belated birthday, my love. I hope this pleases you in some small way.


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My very first fic....*nostalgic sigh*

June 20th, 2006 (10:44 am)

So...drumroll, please! It has officially been one year (well, yesterday was one year, but I was insanely busy yesterday and couldn't get to this) since I posted my very first fic. In the spirit of nostalgia, I give you (un-retouched):

Title: Fantasies Fulfilled
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Snape/Draco/Harry
Summary: Mind reading leads to interesting things...
Warnings: Slash, Language
Beta: knightmare_shad
Word Count: 2514
Disclaimer: They’re not mine. Even if I win the lottery they won’t be mine. I am not making any money off this, so if you want to sue me, you’ll have to take over all my debt. Do you really want that? I didn’t think so.



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